Adevărat vă spun că, dacă nu vă veți întoarce la Dumnezeu și nu vă veți face ca niște copilași, cu niciun chip nu veți intra în Împărăția Cerurilor, de aceea oricine se va smeri ca acest copilaș va fi cel mai mare în Împărăția Cerurilor și oricine va primi un copilaș ca acesta în Numele Meu mă primește pe Mine.

Matei 18:3-5

Știu că este este veche, dar merge din nou, în contextul în care ne-am reamintit de Forest Gump:

Forest Gump dies and meets Peter at the gates of heaven.-Sorry Forest, but rules have recently changed and before I can let you in, you have to answer my three questions:

How many days in a week start with T?Forest thinks hard, and after a couple of minutes says:

-I think there are two.
-Very good Forest, which ones?
-Today and tomorrow.
-Well, you are somewhat right, but not quite.

Let’s try the second question:

How many seconds are there in a year, Forest?

-I think I know this one, says Forest.
-OK, tell me, how many?
-12 seconds, answers Forest.
-12 seconds? Forest, please think again, because if you are wrong I may not let you in!
-No, I am serious, 12 seconds; January the second, February the second…December the second.
-That’s it Forest, I will give you one more chance and if you are wrong again, you won’t get in.

What is God’s first name?

-Andy, answers immediately Forest.
-Andy? How did you come up with this one?
-Well, don’t you remember the song: Andy goes with me, Andy walks with me, Andy tells me I am His own…Peter opens the gate and tells Forest:

-RUN FOREST, RUN, BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!!

(words & music by c.a. miles)
I come to the garden alone
While the dew is still on the roses
And the voice I hear falling on my ear
The song of God discloses

And he walks with me
And he talks with me
And he tells me I am his own
And the joy we share as we tarry there
None other has ever known

He speaks and the sound of his voice
Is so sweet the birds hush their singing
And the melody that he gave to me
Within my heart is ringing

And he walks with me
And he talks with me
And he tells me I am his own
And the joy we share as we tarry there
None other has ever known

multumiri lui Dan B. pentru sugestie.